So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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