Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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