there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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