And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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