I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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