It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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