if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
