I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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