so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Semen is not good for contacts.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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