Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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