You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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