You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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