True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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