somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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