she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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