conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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