Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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