found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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