just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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