Buhtt sex?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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