apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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