By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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