at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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