yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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