If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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