Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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