There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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