Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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