I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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