my vag is so smooth its legendary
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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