I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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