Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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