Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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