Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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