Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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