Where did you get a picture of my penis
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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