I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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