We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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