do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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