Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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