another moral hangover. fuck.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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