ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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