Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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