it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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