remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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