I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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