I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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