so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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