awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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