how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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