Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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