I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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