i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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