Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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